Miscellaneous: Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette.... - FML

By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

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By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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JassyJas 2

Friday 19 February 2010 9:17

Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!

BM13HC 0

Friday 19 February 2010 9:18

YDI for not obeying the sign >:(

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zxcvbnmasdfgghhj 0

Friday 4 June 2010 6:46

thats funny it reminds me of when i bassicaly did the samething me and some idiots decided to go smoke some dope on school grounds right infront of the sign that says no smoking on school grounds that day i got called down to the administration (i was tripping balls the whole way trying to act normal) i was suspended. :( FYL and FML

ladidalisa 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 2:18

talk about karma!

brianjman14 22

Monday 28 June 2010 6:36

YDI for smoking right there. Not for smoking, but for smoking near a "No smoking" sign. Moron.

lol32360 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 4:19

31038 people don't smoke.

Kez1181 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 4:25

Midgets piss me off :-(

Boobles89 9

Thursday 20 January 2011 23:23

Bloody smokers! You totally deserved it. I hope that happens to you every time you light up.

Hello_Its_Julio 0

Monday 14 February 2011 8:06

Smarrrt! PS-I think that's call Karma(:

boatsNhoes147 0

Monday 16 May 2011 13:03

"No smoking" means no smoking. What a selfish bitch.

cheesecake_36 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 9:12

lmfao I saw this and I laughed so hard! ur stupid for laughing at tht! Karma got you pretty good! xD

durhhdadurhh 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:41

karma's a biotch!!

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