By jordeshting - 22/06/2011 15:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Your stockings pattern is quite intriguing young lassie.

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b70valkyrie 0

never compliment a girl... even if you say the right thing she won't believe you

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b70valkyrie 0

I'm joking... compliment anyone and everyone, you will either make their day or get slapped in the head, usually the former...

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Consequences 0

Everything is a backhanded insult to a woman.

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Consequences 0

Just stick to insecure ones who are afraid to take attitude with you.

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ILUVMSC 5

132, that was a douchy thing to say..

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ptsportsguy1 0

yea dude not true at all u just suck at hitting on girls

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alicecanitbe 0

what if he already gas glasses even when I wear my glasses sometimes I can't see everything perfectly at least he complimented her, ... I guess :/

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alicecanitbe 0

what if he already gas glasses even when I wear my glasses sometimes I can't see everything perfectly at least he complimented her, ... I guess :/

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camartinez23 0

next time why don't u tell her she's an animal in bed! nice going

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iluvhobos 5

Well at least she'd look like an animal, with those beast legs.

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YoLauryn 0

that doesn't even have anything to do with the subject?!

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camartinez23 0

yea I know I realized afterwards I read the fml completely wrong! sorry guys!!

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trefizzle24 1

lol that would be something i would do lololol

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WhatWhatInTheBut_fml 5

i hope it was just a shitty spraytan

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BWill9014 4

Well, it's the thought that counts... you know inside that you were just trying to be nice so if she bitched at you just shake it off and don't let it stop you from throwing out compliments when you want to

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MufMuf_fml 5

Oh my...that's embarrassing. For both of you.

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ItCldBeWorse 1

Umm maybe prefers the European all natural look?? Gross though.

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stinewd 9

you have a totally wrong image of Europe. ever heard of scandinavian girls? ranked as the prettiest girls in the world;)

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shaniecerb 0

pretty?based on whose standards?opinions dont matter.

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Killerturtle 11

You clearly don't know anything about europeans.

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MexicanTexasQtt 9

mexicans are ranked the prettiest

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sabrinahusic 0

That's disgusting and I was born in eastern Europe. Thank you.

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IHHC 2

#22 the european all natural look? wtf, like everyone in europe doesn't shave or something..

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AgeIsJustANumber 0

they do....this generation is on the ball. it's the older generations that stay all natural...

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EmyB_fml 8

I live in France and that's not 100% true :) But yeah hygiene here isn't great, that I agree with !

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JennaMarie420 2

I hope you dont mean hairy legs

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