Love and Geek: Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she...

By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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Never leave evidence

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML

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By lostlove - 01/10/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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Confession

By Who knows - 19/02/2023 17:00 - Norway

Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML

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You deserved it 409

WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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Haha

By Anon - 24/08/2023 10:00 - France

Today, I finally thought it was time to confess my feelings to my crush. I wrote and rewrote my DM for a long time, only to send them a meme about penguins instead of the heartfelt message. They replied with a confused, "haha". FML

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You deserved it 658

Never crush on company time

By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML

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You deserved it 247

Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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Self sabotage

By StarryEyes - 27/01/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML

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You deserved it 542

By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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You deserved it 286

ajh1800 25

Tuesday 28 August 2018 1:54

And women wonder why they can't find a sweet guy. What a bitch. I sincerely hope your feelings for her have changed.

-Silverfox- 10

Tuesday 28 August 2018 1:34

That is bullying

Comments

Tony Friddle 11

Tuesday 28 August 2018 4:16

screencap it, post it "look at this PATHETIC human"

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 28 August 2018 4:33

Comment that the only mistake you made was directing those feelings at a total bitch.

lifeis4me 20

Tuesday 28 August 2018 6:11

I bet she thinks “strong men” confess how much they want to sleep with her

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Tuesday 28 August 2018 9:05

looks like you dodged a bullet there...

devi_916 39

Tuesday 28 August 2018 15:48

She sounds like an attention *****. Screenshot these comments and post it to facebook so she can see just how many people think she's the pathetic one.

dwight7476 11

Tuesday 28 August 2018 20:41

Heartless female I can’t wait for somebody to make a joke out of her

WeirdUS 29

Wednesday 29 August 2018 0:08

Confessiong your love doesn't normally work and it comes off as overbearing and you did it through text. Doing it through text makes you sound immature because you couldn't do it in person. It's 2018 if you are past high school age you shouldn't be crushing on anyone. Not cool she shared it on fb but might be a good learning experience.