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By Anonymous - 08/05/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML

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By Lisa - 19/09/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML

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By bastard magnet - 02/10/2011 22:14 - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

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By Appelflap - 29/03/2013 22:18 - Belgium - Sint-niklaas

Today, I was feeling down following a recent breakup. My dad tried to comfort me by patting me on the back and saying everyone goes through ups and downs, "Like when I found out your mum and I were having a boy." I'm their only son. FML

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By i suck, this i know :( - 26/07/2013 22:11 - Malawi - Blantyre

Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML

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Great talk, Dad

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 14:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML

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Compassionate dad, huh?

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 20:01 - United States - San Mateo

Today, I was having an emotional breakdown. I'm unhappy a lot and don't know why. It's very confusing. My dad yelled at me, telling me, "You have no right to be sad!" I'm even more confused now. Help. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 16:35 - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he says I need to learn how to be happy without relying on him. I'm not a clinger, I'm just unhappy because my dad recently passed away, my best friend turned on me, and I lost out on the exchange program of my dreams. FML

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By Pissed - 21/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML

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By daddylove - 12/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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Wow, thanks, I'm cured!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2020 17:01

Today, my dad told me that I'm a weak and negative person because I suffer from depression and anxiety, then he told me to just snap out of it. FML

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ryno2004 1

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:39

her dad is in reality...

mozeltov 7

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:48

the man is NOT a dick, he is in fact a genius. That man knows where it's at

Comments

forest1wolf 9

Monday 9 May 2011 2:35

I went out with someone for 7 months, that was the worst break up ever but we got back together(:

hellokeroppi 5

Monday 9 May 2011 2:35

boohoo it was 3 months not years

popofiveoh 1

Monday 9 May 2011 2:37

maybe if you didn't use words like confided then your bf would still be around

Vitamin_C 0

Monday 9 May 2011 8:01

Please don't reproduce.

jdengel 0

Monday 9 May 2011 2:37

3 months? really? I would tell my kid the same thing

Someofthisisfunn 0

Monday 9 May 2011 2:41

God your such a whiner no wonder they left you.

wthowell_2010 0

Monday 9 May 2011 2:43

I agree with the other two below me. I am not a dad but I got younger cousins that look up to me about things like this I would have said something similar but softer.

Elledanae 0

Monday 9 May 2011 2:44

I'm sorry but ydi, you guys were together for 3 months, not 3 years. You shouldn't feel that much that quick. I've been with my boyfriend for a year and a half and I don't even feel that way. My friend is just like that and just like her, you need to grow up and move on.

UnicornHooker 0

Monday 9 May 2011 2:50

Why would you be suicidal after three months? That's not even a legitimate period of time in which to develop those many anniversary things couples like to do. Fair enough, your dad could have been gentler, but really, you're being melodramatic. I managed to shrug off a month-long relationship with a woman I'd been into for two years, and I have bipolar depression, but I didn't decide life wasn't worth living, no. I went out and found someone prettier with nicer boobs and got on with my life.

Yoshi_Fue 9

Monday 9 May 2011 2:54

Dude, it's only 3 months. Get over it. If it was that short, it just wasn't going to turn out good had it lasted longer... This is coming from personal experience... It's not that life wasn't worth living, it's that he isn't worth dating. Are you a high school student? You've got plenty of people to meet up with. Middle School/Junior High? That's for quick experiments. Just get over it. YDI...

IbanezSprinter 0

Monday 9 May 2011 2:59

3 months? you shouldn't be feeling that depressed about life from that. I know it sucks but life goes on. 3 months of dating is usually that beginning segment of a relationship the part when both people think "OMG I'm in LOVE!" but they really aren't. Anyways if you guys broke up he wasn't worth it anyways.