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By Anonymous - 08/05/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML

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By Lisa - 19/09/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML

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By bastard magnet - 02/10/2011 22:14 - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

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By Appelflap - 29/03/2013 22:18 - Belgium - Sint-niklaas

Today, I was feeling down following a recent breakup. My dad tried to comfort me by patting me on the back and saying everyone goes through ups and downs, "Like when I found out your mum and I were having a boy." I'm their only son. FML

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By i suck, this i know :( - 26/07/2013 22:11 - Malawi - Blantyre

Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML

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Great talk, Dad

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 14:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML

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Compassionate dad, huh?

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 20:01 - United States - San Mateo

Today, I was having an emotional breakdown. I'm unhappy a lot and don't know why. It's very confusing. My dad yelled at me, telling me, "You have no right to be sad!" I'm even more confused now. Help. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 16:35 - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he says I need to learn how to be happy without relying on him. I'm not a clinger, I'm just unhappy because my dad recently passed away, my best friend turned on me, and I lost out on the exchange program of my dreams. FML

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By Pissed - 21/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML

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By daddylove - 12/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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Wow, thanks, I'm cured!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2020 17:01

Today, my dad told me that I'm a weak and negative person because I suffer from depression and anxiety, then he told me to just snap out of it. FML

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ryno2004 1

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:39

her dad is in reality...

mozeltov 7

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:48

the man is NOT a dick, he is in fact a genius. That man knows where it's at

Comments

Lopee069 4

Monday 9 May 2011 0:42

I'd say the same.

Nicadeemis 4

Monday 9 May 2011 0:43

that's freekin horrible! life is totaly worth living! he needs to chill

RKD 23

Monday 9 May 2011 0:43

Wow! We need to have an "insensitive douche" button on this site! Your dad sounds like a major one! Sorry to hear, hon, you will find someone, you sound really nice!

lulzworthy 3

Monday 9 May 2011 0:46

Grow the **** up.

TheBatmayne 0

Monday 9 May 2011 0:46

Grow up. It sucks, but its not the end of the world. My boyfriend of 3 YEARS just left me. I'd say you've got it easy.

KaskStunter 4

Monday 9 May 2011 0:46

Yeap, FYL cause your father forgot to smack you on the head after his verbal consoling.

harbqll 0

Monday 9 May 2011 0:52

Your dad is awesome, and I feel sorry for him to have a daughter as useless and weak as you.

danz123 7

Monday 9 May 2011 0:52

You're probably one of those girls who cry if they don't get a 'week-a-versary' gift or something. You're Dad's right, you're wrong, get over it.

Petertheman 0

Monday 9 May 2011 0:53

I couldn't have put it better myself

Kasse 4

Monday 9 May 2011 0:55

Not many people go to their fathers for emotional assistance, so why did you? Don'y you have a girlfriend you can talk to? If not, there's a bigger problem than a 3 month relationship ending. A lack of ability to interact with people! Go see a counsellor, sort yourself out and grow up.

Vitamin_C 0

Monday 9 May 2011 7:54

Are you retarded? There's a problem because she confided in her dad rather than going to her likely just as immature friends or a counsellor? Believe it or not, the man who raised you usually knows a thing or two about you and will just give you the honest truth. There is no one I would trust above my dad to give me advice. STFU and go back to playing with your boogers.