Animals: Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their...

By Anonymous - 13/02/2011 08:36 - United States

Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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By Why Me - 20/10/2014 03:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 11:00

Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML

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By MasterWong - 20/06/2018 19:00

Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML

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By this means war! - 19/02/2022 14:00

Today, I reported my neighbor to the leasing office for never picking up her dog’s turds. They told me they couldn't do anything without proof, so I snapped a picture and sent it in. Ever since then, I’ve been getting dog turds thrown on my porch. Coincidence? I think not. FML

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Bad dog!

By A…… - 23/05/2015 03:25 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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By idrow - 25/10/2018 22:08

Today, a bear dragged my neighbor's garbage across the street and stopped right in the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter the contents and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 04:27 - Canada

Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

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Sunday 13 February 2011 16:21

You deserve it if you dont have a fence or let your dog walk around freely. FYL if there is a fence and you son/daughter let the dog out and it went to the burnt garbadge.

Talia_91 13

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:23

I heard it illegal to burn garbage and not to have a garbage service. I'd call the police that's not healthy for you or anyone near breathing that in and for the environment.

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maliceinwonderla_fml 0

Monday 14 February 2011 9:49

YDI. Keep track of your dog. It's none of your business what your neighbors are doing on their property and it wouldn't be your problem if you didn't let your dog run around unsupervised.

minx663 1

Monday 14 February 2011 10:13

YDI for not containing your dog. Where I come from...THAT is illegal. And stupid. If you cared about your dog and its health you'd keep it on your own property. Its a big bad world out there.

Kkweez 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:40

Jeez lay off guys. All they did was post a freaking fml!!!!!!

xgetxbentx 13

Wednesday 16 February 2011 9:53

well ydi for not keeping your dog out of their yard, it's not their responsibility to keep things like that in places where your dog can't eat them, put a fence up or take your dog out on a leash.

elf_fu 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 7:28

Jesus christ. Stop worrying about your neighbors, keep your dog out of other peoples lawns and take that puppy to a vet A.S.A.P.

franwins0827 7

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:02

YDI for having a dog too retarded to know what's not his food. Also, put up a fence and keep him out of other people's yards. Dog owners who let their dogs run around and crap in their neighbors' yards are some of the most inconsiderate people.

Dr_Facilier 2

Monday 18 April 2011 1:54

Chain up your dog .... just sayin' ....

ferrariic 0

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JRockk 2

Monday 13 June 2011 5:49

you couldnt have confirmed it by either smelling it or seeing smoke? everytime i see people burning garbage there is smoke... i dont know just a thought... =