Love: Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours...

By SouthPaw - 14/01/2015 21:48 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By Nobody - 27/11/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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By anon - 22/11/2022 22:00

Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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The truth

By LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 11:01

Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 12:53 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, my wife got fired for leaving work early once again. She's been doing random "spot checks" for the past month, convinced that she'll catch me cheating on her. This paranoid crap is exactly why I'm filing for divorce. FML

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By ThisBlows - 21/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

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The truth will out

By John - 12/12/2021 11:01

Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML

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Dillyduzit 23

Thursday 15 January 2015 9:52

For a lot of people, cheating would be their first guess.. You sound so very trusting, OP. I hope she hasn't completely ruined that quality in you forever.

donkinator 24

Thursday 15 January 2015 9:24

i guess the only plus side is she isn't smoking...

Comments

kpetrovski 24

Thursday 15 January 2015 19:52

If this was a Carmen Sandiego game you probably would have caught the right guy but not labelled this right motive and lost out on the case... In any case, we might have to keep you at a junior detective level for now, gumshoe.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Thursday 15 January 2015 20:13

Why would you go with smoking..?

melooters 11

Friday 16 January 2015 0:45

Every day??? Man you should have picked up on this a long time ago

percythompson96 10

Friday 16 January 2015 1:03

just because she's gone so many hours don't mean nothing, but this sucks! I'm sorry she was cheating on you....

mosquito19 14

Friday 16 January 2015 3:00

apparently she was smoking, it just wasn't cigarettes.

brendejafulable 41

Friday 16 January 2015 7:17

It's good that you at least trusted her enough that you wouldn't just jump to the conclusion that she was cheating. But that she actually was is very dissapointing. Sorry for the loss but you deserve beddah cheddah.