Health: Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from...

By laurenmichela - 12/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 14:31 - Denmark

Today, at a party, a fly flew into my mouth. I spat it out, and in an effort to wash my mouth out, I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML

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By mynoseburns - 22/02/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML

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Geyser

By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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By sneaky1324 - 18/08/2012 07:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 14:00

Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

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Tuesday 13 October 2015 15:57

That really must have been terrible, hope you feel better!!!

WolfAvenge 22

Tuesday 13 October 2015 15:56

Shoo fly, don't bother me!

Comments

vikky538 28

Tuesday 13 October 2015 22:06

Wow....

Unenunciable 14

Tuesday 13 October 2015 22:25

I am so, so sorry.

Trittyyss 5

Tuesday 13 October 2015 22:26

at least the fly didn't stay in

ApplePie1994 27

Tuesday 13 October 2015 22:57

So YOU were the lady who swallowed the fly! At least you didn't die?

NicoleP1993 29

Tuesday 13 October 2015 23:30

My roommate used to cough so much she threw up all the time. There are some meditative exercises to stop that, maybe you should google them. As for the fly situation, that just sucks OP, hopefully you'll get rid of that taste in your mouth soon..

crazystories00 12

Tuesday 13 October 2015 23:38

jk u didn't deserve it

chaseafterwind82 29

Wednesday 14 October 2015 0:16

You didn't need to throw up, you should have just swallowed a spider, to catch the fly!

BeenIt 5

Wednesday 14 October 2015 0:41

Tough break LMAOOOOO ??

Askavi 37

Wednesday 14 October 2015 1:55

Vomiting after a severe coughing fit is involuntary. I had Whopping cough as an adult, and I ruptured my esophagus from vomiting and retching after repeated coughing fits.