By jemila - 01/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
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iseyixes 18

I've done that before.....when I was seven.

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unknown_user5566 26

Is the weather nice up there on your pedastool? I sure hope so, because no one wants you back down here with us.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

34- I hate to grammatical nazi the place up on someone undeserving, but I'm sure you meant "pedestal". I just thought that looked funny. :P

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unknown_user5566 26

43- You're absolutely correct! Sorry about that. A long day at work and a few glasses of wine tend to screw up my grammar and spelling skills.

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kittenvks 11

"pedastool" peda...stool.... Puts a lot of strange mental images in my head :/

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TheNewGuy03 28

On a slightly related note... ...pedantic pederasts on pedestals. Meh. |the kid|

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ICastillo 24

Is it that hard just to go to the store and buy a new brush?

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Actually, yes...

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StoryOfTheYear 14

I'm guessing it was in the morning and OP was on a major time-crunch. Definitely not a time to waltz over to the store for a brush.

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succubuzz 3

The Little Mermaid! A dinglehopper!!

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luckyd880 12

Hey, its not a fml until you are reduced to a spoon.

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blcksocks 19

All you gotta do is use a knife for styling now.

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lyndz_20 8

Hmm quite inventive lol

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insanelyXnikki 18

You gotta do what you gotta do lol

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killer092 7

what kind of girl only has one brush?? haha

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thischick1659 1

#40- uhmm ew that's disgusting.

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DespairFaction 11

That's what I was thinking. Every girl I have met had like 10 brushes.

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emilyjgraham 34

46 actually it's not disgusting, maybe they have a comb. even if they don't who cares? I know many people (me sometimes included) who won't brush because they're either sticking it straight up and like the messy look.

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Jaxx66 21

I only have one. It's blue with a squishy gel handle that glows in the dark.

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Brenda37 13

I actually don't have a brush. I just secretly use my sisters' many brushes... However, I would never use a fork to brush my hair.

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Brenda37 13

I actually don't have a brush. I just secretly use my sisters' many brushes... However, I would never use a fork to brush my hair.

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iloveryan052710 8

I only have one and it doesn't even have a handle because it broke

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nanner6206 24

@46. actually it's not, If you have crazy curly hair, a brush will only make a horrible frizzy mess. Better to finger comb it and keep the curls together.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

It's funny cause you went all the way to the kitchen... Unless you have a supply of forks in your bathroom...

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