By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
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Aquila_Umbrae 26

Just got an awesome idea for a pretzel spoon.

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kangx1 28

Poor you OP. I remember once I chipped my tooth and thought Ice Cream would sooth the pain.. Let's just say I still regret that..

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worldclassrager 39

It seems like you have weak teeth Pretzel and tea...I should try that

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Destiny8745 29

Op didn't mention how much sleep they got only being tired.

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pandaxpress 19

How could you say they deserve it? You know sometimes the life they call "being an adult" doesn't permit a lot of sleep.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

I think coffee might be a better choice in the future.

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higgysaurus 18

Would that keep OP from eating pretzels?

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False_Stupidity 41

More to the point, would it stop them trying to eat the spoon? I think not.

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Red_Curls1995 28

Every time I read this FML I get sympathy pain in my mouth. I chipped my canine on wine gummies honestly one of the worst things ever.

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BeautifulChaos27 37

How many times have you read it when it just got published??

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khorstmye 15

I think it your spoon took a bite out of you, not the other way around.

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gogo44444 28

Happens to the best of us, I took my cat for a walk and dragged my dog to the kitty litter

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