Love: Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting...

By screwed - 24/01/2009 18:56 - Chile

Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was driving my car when I suddenly got diarrhea and shat my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then one of my workmates saw my car and came to say hello. She saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML

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By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By FailedTraveller - 04/07/2018 15:00

Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2011 17:40 - Romania

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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Fast and Furious

By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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DeLaNegra 0

Friday 6 March 2009 7:27

how is this 'Love'???

epic_fail_whoa 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:48

Wow, even the three year old I babysit knows how to say, "Gotta go poop!"

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summersong89 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:57

thanks #17

gofriars 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:13

I'm going to assume the sunglasses were to cover up the fact that you were crying from the embarrassment.

Dimaranien 1

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:14

the sunglasses made you look more...normal, right? So no one could really recognize you? Just another person...no need to memorize your face. Simple things that change your identity, like how my hair is three feet long, and no one from my work recognized me when i wore it down for the first time...

Ajaxxx 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:41

hey it happens ahahah. you know those wet farts. When you force your farts , shit happens, literally.

PinkDahlia 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 11:07

Who would force their farts on a ******* subway!?!?

missmoatwas 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:08

**SHARTED** hahahahahahah yeah I've heard of it happening to people lmao luckily never me

blinkingstarlet 15

Sunday 29 March 2009 5:39

seriously... who ***** themselves. this should've read "today, i shit my pants... FML" o.o

Captainfail 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 19:24

well, at least you had those sweet, sweet shades to hid your shame, and increase the cool factor on you crapping your pants.

Anumayis 34

Friday 14 June 2013 0:07

This is the first comment i've read on here that actually made me laugh. and I've been around for about a year and a half.

elcarlitoxloco 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:43

hahaha... i'm cracking up so bad in the library haha!

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 8:30

Wow, I can only hope nothing remotely close to that ever happens to me.

kiddchronic 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:58

sunglasses? i mean really? lol and whyd yu list this under 'love'?

brit8741 0

Monday 5 April 2010 23:37

Love is the default category when u post from an iPhone. OP probably didn't bother to change it.

Dunne147 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:57

ha that sucks man, similar thing happened to this kid in my lunch period in 6th grade. my friend even sat at his table! they had to "evacuate the table" and everything! he didn't have sunglasses though.