Love: Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting...

By screwed - 24/01/2009 18:56 - Chile

Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was driving my car when I suddenly got diarrhea and shat my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then one of my workmates saw my car and came to say hello. She saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML

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By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By FailedTraveller - 04/07/2018 15:00

Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2011 17:40 - Romania

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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Fast and Furious

By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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DeLaNegra 0

Friday 6 March 2009 7:27

how is this 'Love'???

epic_fail_whoa 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:48

Wow, even the three year old I babysit knows how to say, "Gotta go poop!"

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wrestler17 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 19:25

Okay sunglasses to hide face... Two I don't think he means full out shat himself I think it might have been one that slipped? Most guys I know have done this or know about this when they can't get to a bathroom, you might crap yourself a little, it sucks it's embarrassing but eh life goes on

_musical_addict_ 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:14

What the ****???!!???

jaybrown 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 3:07

I B S at it's finest.

missmoatwas 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:06

Look up IBS. It's not that you have no control over your bowels. You just have irregular bowel movements. Frequent diarrhea or constipation and cramping. Who knows what's going on with his health... ALSO IBS is extremely common, and you don't see people ******** their pants left and right, do you?

JeWbOy101 11

Sunday 20 January 2013 16:12

Yes IBS does not mean that you lack all control of your bows but it is possible for something to set off your IBS and not have time to get to a toilet before your stomachs flops. I know people with really bad IBS and had this happen to them

skiz_fml 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 13:26

Aweonao

Tchernov9 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:03

By the shades, did you mean that when you were being described it was, the shades person, not the crapped person. But that totally sucks if you have a bowel disorder, if not, you deserve it for trying to fart hard in a public place.

kaysi_28 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 20:55

CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE viva chile

DLT_17 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:16

ROTFL: 1and12 X'D

daisydropper 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:18

You coulda just stoped at 'I crapped in my pants and I'm X' that woudl do

missmoatwas 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:03

You should have just acted autistic. I've dealt with someone who just shit their pants, they were pretttyyy embarrassed having to ask for cleaning supplies. At work (a movie theater), guess who got to clean up the spillover in the bathroom stall? Yuup. Me. FML & FYL.

moolatte 0

Friday 23 July 2010 4:48

I don't know why, but when I read this and pictured a guy (I know it might be a girl, but whatever) on the subway after having crapped his pants, I saw Robert Pattinson standing there with his little Ray-Bans.