By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
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ChristinePi 36

That's a special kind of dumb. I'm surprised the officer didn't give you another ticket for reckless driving on top of speeding or check to see if you weren't sober.

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GhostFox 33

You need your license taken away, and quite possibly to have some sense beat into you for your complete willingness to risk killing someone to get out of a ticket that you know you deserve. Do the right thing, don't drive or breed.

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TaysDarkLust 11

I have been on this website for 7 years. But you are the most stupid person on this. Please sell your car and uber everywhere. You dumb ****.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

First somebody gets their toe amputated playing with a katana, and now somebody intentionally crashes their car hoping it'll get them out of a speeding ticket? Good god, what is it with idiots lately?

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tonyfan00 38

The hasn't been a difference, except these days idiots have access to the entire world at their fingertips.

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really_dad? 14

Op, stop. Whatever is your life where speeding ticket>wrecked car, stop.

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Chazzster 28

Drunk, high, or just really stupid? I'm betting on stupid.

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Elizabeth McElveen Horne 19

You're a dumbfuck for running your car into a pole on purpose... my brother just did that, accidentally not on purpose, & it cost him $4,800 to fix his car. You totally deserved it.

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jediloader 12

"No officer, I swear I haven't been drinking"

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wow, you are a total idiot. YDI x 1,000. Seriously, you were speeding for one, and your first instinct is to intentionally wreck your car in the hopes of a cop feeling sorry for you? He probably thought you were drunk, not to mention driving dangerously/erratically, which could cause others harm. And seriously, fixing your car would NOT be cheaper than a ticket. You should have your license revoked. You are so stupid. YDI

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RinoaHeartilly 36

What a ******* stupid thing to do. I wish he had given you another one for reckless driving.

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Tony Friddle 11

Are... Are you stupid???

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tonyfan00 38

He's too stupid to know if he is even stupid...

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