Money and Transportation: Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over...

By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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You deserved it 11 954

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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You deserved it 25 242

By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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You deserved it 49 562

Potholing

By limpdick9 - 19/11/2014 18:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML

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You deserved it 7 185

By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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You deserved it 3 839

Shot

By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 20:13 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML

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You deserved it 29 720

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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You deserved it 13 769

By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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You deserved it 4 256

Baited

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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You deserved it 2 578

By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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You deserved it 2 266

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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ChristinePi 36

Thursday 31 August 2017 19:05

That's a special kind of dumb. I'm surprised the officer didn't give you another ticket for reckless driving on top of speeding or check to see if you weren't sober.

GhostFox 33

Friday 1 September 2017 14:25

You need your license taken away, and quite possibly to have some sense beat into you for your complete willingness to risk killing someone to get out of a ticket that you know you deserve. Do the right thing, don't drive or breed.

Comments

corky1992 33

Thursday 7 September 2017 3:27

you honestly thought that would work in your favor?

Jessica Cuellar 3

Thursday 7 September 2017 4:19

Moron

davecross 11

Thursday 7 September 2017 4:50

Wow you need to have your license taken away! I bet your a women and a blonde there the worst driver ever

neuronerd 28

Thursday 7 September 2017 5:09

Someone needs to work on their pluralization, grammar, and homophones. Signed, a blonde woman with a perfect driving record.

neuronerd 28

Thursday 7 September 2017 5:15

Also, yes, I'm aware "their" is traditionally plural, however, it has come to be a gender neutral possessive pronoun colloquially, as "it" can be considered insulting.

tonyfan00 38

Thursday 7 September 2017 7:00

90% sure you bleached your hair...

Summer Lohrbach 8

Thursday 7 September 2017 5:24

You are literally too stupid to insult

tonyfan00 38

Thursday 7 September 2017 6:55

"That was my favorite pole, jackass!"

Madrias 36

Thursday 7 September 2017 8:24

"Here's your speeding ticket, here's the ticket for reckless driving, and we're impounding your car under suspicion that you were driving under the influence. Oh, and your license has been revoked."

Bingo_Bango 13

Thursday 7 September 2017 14:14

I'm just going to have to lay it to you straight because you seem to be painfully oblivious, you are going to go absolutely nowhere in life. Good luck, you're going to need it.