By Jopes - 10/05/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
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SlightlySadistic 0

-cringes- Oh my god, OUCH.

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choppedNskrewed 0

holy crap, so you basically cut your leg with a chainsaw? shitttt *vomits*

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gradstdnt09 0

At least the chainsaw didn't land on your head or face! Sounds painful, but still lucky!

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xrower730 0

ydi. do you know anything about proper use of the chainsaw? ever hear of a chain break? where were the protective chaps meant to prevent you from cutting your leg? why didnt you move away from the falling tree? when you fall a tree, one side goes down forcing the other side to go up. i mean dont get me wrong, that sucks and i feel bad for you. but really dude, you really shouldnt use a power tool unless you know how to safely do so.

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CurdledMilk 0

Ouch. Dude, that had to hurt like a mofo. I'm sorry.

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makeitglow 0

lucky you still have a leg! damn :o

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CBeans37 0

dude ur lucky it wasnt worse

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joejoeself 0

if i were you I would just be happy that i had my life, 28 stitches > death

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FunkyDuffy 0

You obviously know jack about using a chainsaw, or power tools in general. Asshat.

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