By Jopes - 10/05/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
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SlightlySadistic 0

-cringes- Oh my god, OUCH.

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choppedNskrewed 0

holy crap, so you basically cut your leg with a chainsaw? shitttt *vomits*

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TKPsycho 0

YDI. Learn to fell trees, or hire professionals. Amateurs always screw it up. I've seen a house that had nearly sliced in half as a result of a do-it-yourselfer.

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hatkeeper01 0

That is just incompetence and natural selection only 1/2 done.

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Coffee_Kaioken 0

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Consequences 0

At least you didn't get knocked out and lose your leg. Of course you probably would have bled to death, so lack of a leg probably wouldn't have been a problem.

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merci_buckets 0

aww poor you hope you feel better soon.

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gothymama 0

Who are the assholes that vote YDI on something like this??? Hope it heals fast... ouch!!

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Truffles 0

Ouch ouch ouch that's definitely a FYL :(! I hope you get better

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ajphillips 0

how can that be a FML? youre freakin lucky man

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Foenix_fml 0

YDI. Either for lying or being ridiculously stupid, or owning the most poorly designed chainsaw in history. You see, the way a chainsaw works is that you have to squeeze the trigger to make the chain rotate. For this to be true, you got hit on the head with a tree and then pulled the trigger on your chainsaw as it cut you open. If you arent lying, welcome to natural selection.

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