Miscellaneous: Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground...

By Jopes - 10/05/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML

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By ragsy - 14/08/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML

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By 1ndustrytx - 04/09/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 16:28 - United States - Great Mills

Today, I was trying to convince my husband to not trim the lower branches of my favorite tree. After pleading my case, I turned around and ran smack into one of said branches. My face and my dignity still hurt. FML

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Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML

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By fyln00b - 03/07/2010 04:49 - France

Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out!" FML

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By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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By shoutoutloud2him - 05/12/2009 08:48 - United States

Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML

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By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

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SlightlySadistic 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:03

-cringes- Oh my god, OUCH.

choppedNskrewed 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:04

holy crap, so you basically cut your leg with a chainsaw? shitttt *vomits*

Comments

Holymonkeypee 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 0:50

Why would your cow need stitches?

mufi1996 0

Monday 4 April 2011 5:37

this is an actual fml. not the other ones written by ppl who just bitch.

desser627 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 20:54

bet that was bloody.. fyl.

Countryboy2188 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 21:50

Learn to fall a tree ya dumb ass. Some ppl shouldn't be allowed to use power tools

Bforr 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 12:14

Holy Shit. That sounds like it hurts

chanicol 2

Wednesday 14 September 2011 15:52

my dad is a professional, grew up around chain saws and that sucks but u are incredibly lucky stitches is the worst. we have put people in the ground, and I have met a few that have lost limbs. was told as a kid, this is why we don't play with them. get well soon.

RufusthePenis 0

Monday 28 November 2011 16:38

Atleast it didn't go right through your leg..

fuzzybear14 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:22

oh my god Im so sorry!

Ugi 26

Friday 4 January 2013 13:10

Although that must really suck, I think you were lucky - you could easily have a broken neck or brain damage from the head-strike or could have lost something important to the saw. I suspect you may not have been trained to use the chainsaw 'cos watching professionals at work, they get back real fast after the tree starts to fall and the moment the saw is not in use it's killed. I guess this is the reason why. Cut-resistant trousers are apparently also compulsory if you use a CS in your job - at least in the UK.