Miscellaneous: Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the... - FML

By kemando - 06/10/2011 10:20 - Canada

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML

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kemando 22

Sunday 20 November 2011 8:13

Damn straight. His name's rascal.

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ihasbrains 10

Thursday 6 October 2011 16:02

Evil parrot!

cradle6 13

Thursday 6 October 2011 16:04

Parrots do that all the time. They want attention, or something. Just teach it some heavy metal covers of ABBA songs.

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codymaas01 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 17:18

I don't see how this is a fml...

FairyTales_fml 6

Thursday 6 October 2011 17:19

I got you beat!! My husbands little demon points his butt out and shoots poo outside of the cage...

Unlucky_Gun 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:17

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

loserman67 35

Thursday 6 October 2011 17:20

"BAWWWAAAAKKKK - GIVE ME A ****** CRACKER BITCH, AND I AIN'T YOUR PRETTY GIRL - BAWWWWWAAKKK"

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 6 October 2011 17:23

Punked by a parrot!

iPoopChickens 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 17:28

Or maybe.... Your parrot doesn't like the food?

tgbvfr 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 17:33

Poor bird is asking for something a little tastier and more nutritious than seed. A little attention wouldn't hurt either!! You try spending your life in a tiny cage with nothing but seed and water...

bluetech 12

Thursday 6 October 2011 17:34

Tell him tastes like chicken and you LOVE chicken,

icic6772 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 17:52

NOW CLEAN IT UP!!!!!!!

music87 14

Thursday 6 October 2011 17:55

...lol

LilyZombie 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 18:03

YDI for not teaching your bird manners :)

Daralea 21

Thursday 6 October 2011 20:15

Yes, OP should totally spank the bird.

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