By kemando - 06/10/2011 10:20 - Canada

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML
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kemando 22

Damn straight. His name's rascal.

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cradle6 13

Parrots do that all the time. They want attention, or something. Just teach it some heavy metal covers of ABBA songs.

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hunnibunnz 13

YDI, that's what birds do! If you didn't know that before you got a bird then you probably shouldn't have gotten one.

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taazer 12

Smart bird :D he only does it vecause it wants you around him/her :)

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jsturaveragegirl 5

That's hilarious!!!!!!

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sinking_fish 12

My husbands asshole African Grey does the same...just without the whistling..and then barks at you (yes, BARKS) when you go to clean up the mess. *sigh*

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Cigar 11

The bird is entertaining itself at your expense, but you already know that.. Spend time with him, bring him treats, teach him things. Then he won't feel so ignored. Parrots live in flocks 24 hours a day, 7 days a week so having to sit in a cage sucks. Especially when they want to use their brain power.

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sierralovesyou 0

Polly wants to be sassy ;) haha

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andremi1118 6

he might be your parrot but you're his bitch

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Chazyj 4

You sir just got trolled by your own parrot lol

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oddball1972 10

Haha your the parrots bitch

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vincentmacmanus 8

lol My cockatiel used to do the same thing. Those birds are assholes man.

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