By kemando - 06/10/2011 10:20 - Canada

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML
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kemando 22

Damn straight. His name's rascal.

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cradle6 13

Parrots do that all the time. They want attention, or something. Just teach it some heavy metal covers of ABBA songs.

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PanickFace 2

That's what you get for owning a dirty birdie.

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Cigar 11

Your bird sounds kinda bored.. Humans have a hard time meeting the requirements of exotic birds. :/ They're so smart and incredibly social, so we decided to put them in a cage by themselves.

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theonlysweetpea 10

I love that!

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8bitjerrio 0

this is one clever parrot. evil, but clever.

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Cheylea 10

Haha, I love your parrot. Got a great sense of humor, that one.

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oops_im_fucked 8

"PICK IT UP, BITCH!"

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iilovecokee 6

God, I have one too. I love him, but he's an ass.

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nateshannon1 4

parrots make better pets when they are stuffed and mounted

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