By caroline - 29/10/2015 20:02 - Germany

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
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sa5v 21

Wait, so was it your sons or a girlfriend of your sons?

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jeepers_1 21

Either way it's not really a big deal. Just underwear. Doesn't even mean he's gay, but really, so what if it did? he'd still he the same person you love.

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Bootybot47 15

you decided to have the talk with your daughter after you found a thong? thongs don't necessarily mean sex it could just mean I want to wear something without pantylines showing

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WarriorOmen 25

I'm with everyone else-a thong is a thong. Loads of people wear them because they don't like the way underwear tends to bunch up under pants and create seams. Others find traditional underwear uncomfortable. Though I personally find the single spin of thread riding up my ass a discomfort, some prefer it over the other. Seems harmless all around.

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Dominus101 20

That "thong thong thong thong " Sisqo voice

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worldclassrager 39

Did he buy it offline with someone desperately looking for money?

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brklynzwolf 14

It's not that bad, they won't be babies forever. Let them have fun and enjoy life while young just let them be honest with you this way you are at least aware of the things they do, but never hold it against them.

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DeathAngelsKiss 12

It's just an undergarment.. Doesn't mean they're having sex. But it's still important to have the talk. Better now than never and better to be safe than sorry!

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BabyrooKid 11

It could be you need to have a talk with your husband. Just sayin'.

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Merith2004 17

Well OP, if it was your sons and he is gay, I hope you expressed unconditional love and support for him even if you don't feel it. Too many kids are struggling with families that don't accept them. If it's his girlfriend's thong, then I hope you reminded him about safe sex. For both his safety and hers it's a necessary thing. In any event, knowing that you still love him and support him will go along way towards cementing your bond between mother and son.

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DoomedGemini 37

While your message is very supportive, a man wearing a thong has absolutely no indication he's gay. If anything, it'd point to trans, nonbinary, or something like that.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

If anything it really points to nothing at all. I prefer things myself and I know a few straight men that do as well. It's just underwear people. OP should just be supportive of their son no matter what his preferences may be, underwear included.

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DoomedGemini 37

I meant for "not following society's gender rules" along in my post. I tried to be respectful with both names and trying to correct the person but apparently I failed.

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