Love: Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me....

By Jim - 28/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By Username - 08/02/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By UnluckyJulie - 02/11/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made this delicious apple ring. At least, it was great until my mouth began to itch and my throat closed. I have been allergic to nuts since birth, and my dad put walnuts in my birthday cake. FML

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By Ringless - 25/02/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML

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By Kelly - 27/12/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

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Zandra 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:08

Together 3 years and you didn't know she was allergic to walnuts?

llSgtScopell 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:06

If she says "Yes" after all that she must REALLY love you. Hahaha

Comments

melissa221 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:32

#1. if you asked someone to marry you and you didnt know she was allergic to nuts- you must have not met her.. ever.. #2. who puts a ring in a brownie? #3. this story is a lame and a lie!

Amandaisdreaming 7

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:54

if you know someone is going to eat something, chew and swallow, why would you put a ring into it? the best way to propose is just giving her the ring and asking, not sending her to the hospital.

SarahsWickedGame 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:39

did she still say yes?

lemonlimecoke 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:06

Wow okay so your were ready to marry this girl, and to share your life with her, and you didn't bother to ask her about her allergies threw-out your 3 year relationship.... I'd say YDI for not caring enough to ask.... But still, its pretty messed up!

Malexhe 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 21:23

YDI, putting any inedible object in food is a stupid idea to begin with. Seriously, you should have put it visibly on top of the brownie instead.

lightningRODman 0

Friday 10 July 2009 11:21

what #6 said

caligirl89 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:55

Haha wouldn't you have known she's alergic if she's you girlfriend of 3 years??? Seriously! You should give her a necklass then wait another month then propose