Love: Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me....

By Jim - 28/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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Not bothered

By Username - 08/02/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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Yes or No?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By UnluckyJulie - 02/11/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made this delicious apple ring. At least, it was great until my mouth began to itch and my throat closed. I have been allergic to nuts since birth, and my dad put walnuts in my birthday cake. FML

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By Ringless - 25/02/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML

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By Kelly - 27/12/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

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Zandra 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:08

Together 3 years and you didn't know she was allergic to walnuts?

llSgtScopell 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:06

If she says "Yes" after all that she must REALLY love you. Hahaha

Comments

xxreikoxx 31

Tuesday 16 December 2014 1:46

You deserve it, dumbass.

Mcstud1y 30

Friday 26 June 2015 0:40

The true test

Mortoli 30

Saturday 4 July 2015 9:41

although it would be hard not to notice the walnuts in the brownies. ydi for not knowing couple important things like that lol. also come on ring in brownies? how unromantic is that? sure they are really good but not very presentable try cookies next time or cake or icecream man. unless already married then congrats. lol

pheizer01 10

Saturday 4 June 2016 18:24

Who the hell likes brownies with walnuts anyways?

OhVeeOh 2

Tuesday 6 September 2016 4:22

Maybe she should chew before swallowing

kayrayasonshine 7

Wednesday 12 October 2016 0:22

if youre gonna marry someone, you should probably know what theyre severely allergic to

InfiniteSecret 20

Wednesday 27 September 2017 23:31

How can you not know what your partner of 3 YEARS is allergic to???????? Seriously that doesn't seem right ????

kevingirl 6

Saturday 30 September 2017 4:47

3 years and you never knew of her allergy?? and this whole hiding the ring thing is bullshit. never ends well.

zoelog 10

Friday 20 September 2019 14:46

you've been together for 3 years and you didnt know about the walnut allergy? how is that even possible? sounds like you don't know her well enough to get married. and whatever happened to a friggin normal proposal? ydi. big time