Love: Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers...

By BestBF - 23/04/2013 23:22 - United States - Omaha

Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML

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You deserved it 8 732

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 557

You deserved it 12 141

By mike4444 - 12/02/2010 18:11 - France

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 655

You deserved it 30 480

So brave…

By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 086

You deserved it 102

By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 082

You deserved it 45 337

Sneaky

By FlowerGal88 - 28/02/2023 06:00

Today, I found out that the mystery flowers I received from a “Johnny” that caused my boyfriend to dump me on Valentine’s Day was really from him. He concocted this plan to make it look like I was cheating on him with a “Johnny” instead of confessing he was leaving me for someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 371

You deserved it 95

Desperate

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 736

You deserved it 200

By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 081

You deserved it 3 014

By drfrogpepper - 01/01/2011 23:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 079

You deserved it 3 609

By Dan1021 - 04/02/2012 19:31 - France

Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 005

You deserved it 23 269

By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 624

You deserved it 2 982

flockz 19

Wednesday 24 April 2013 9:20

my right hand never cares how romantic i am.

Jonny_Blaze0017 26

Wednesday 24 April 2013 9:20

seems as if she was fishing for an excuses to break up

Comments

daydreamer244 13

Wednesday 24 April 2013 12:30

kind of quick to break up wasn't she? Maybe she was ni good if she'd just.throw you aside for a stranger. now you know at least.

Zomg_Okay 26

Wednesday 24 April 2013 12:45

The only logical course of action to follow is use this anonymous admirer to lead her on a wild goose chase looking for him.

graphicstyle7 17

Wednesday 24 April 2013 13:02

You should of spoken up right away. As it is, gotta agree with #48 up there, lead her on a man hunt.

SAgirl 13

Wednesday 24 April 2013 13:02

Now she's going to be like "oh why isn't he sending me flowers anymore?" =T

finch01 18

Wednesday 24 April 2013 14:26

keep sending them to her and see what she says that she finds out

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Wednesday 24 April 2013 14:40

Did you explain that to her?>.< are y'all back together? MUST KNOW!!

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 24 April 2013 15:01

Normally, I would suggest meeting her at a nice restaurant as Your Secret Admirer, but if she's THAT shallow, a bit more effort needs not be wasted.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 24 April 2013 15:12

'If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for write to me and escape' Sorry that it was the wrong half of the brain that she used to escape with anonymous. Hopefully you showed her the store receipts.