YDI for trying to do something nice. You should've smacked them both and told her to make you a sandwich.

well thats teh womans job anyway nice try i cant cook either

Thats very thoughtful of you, but it sounds as though this is the only time you've done this. You're wife probably has to cook every day and I doubt she gets much praise. Practive makes Perfect.

wow. i seriously wish i would dare talk to my parents like that ever. and it has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with where you live. I live in NY i have cousins that live on the west coast and the way that they talk to their parents is unbelievable. they treat their parents like their slaves. its the OP's fault for allowing his kid to talk to him like that. cause i would of torn your ass up. its just the way ppl raise their kids. oh and btw most ppl in Cali are FAKE AS HELL! they sleep with each others bf's and gf's, they are way more stuck up and their voices just make you want to put your foot up their ass. and maybe cause in NY the average person spends 2hrs in traffic were so pissy all the time, but that doesnt mean we are the most disrespectful ppl

Hope you smacked your kid into a ******* coma

you all need to stop stereotyping. it doesn't matter where anyone lives. i agree that where you live does affect your personality, but not EVERYONE at a certain AREA act the same way. RUDE. especially you #108. it sounds like you had a bad experience in cali and i'm sorry about that. but you shouldn't just assume everyone else is that way. i know a lot of people in cali who are real, and a lot of people who are fake, but i think its safe to assume that's how it is in the rest of the world. the world is full of fake & real people. but that's life, right?

Hahaha but ouch.

Guys, I think the son was joking. The mother must have known this, because I don't think she would have laughed or high fived him if he wasn't. Don't get so worked up about it. BTW, Your son is pretty awesome.

HAHAHAHAHA. *Hi-Five*!

The wife probably TOLD the kid to say it.