By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 05:14 - United States - Stockbridge

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Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and asked, "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town for New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months. Then I went home to my four cats. FML
I agree, your life sucks 480
You deserved it 122

Top comments

T9FTW 20

You could've avoided this "FML" feeling. Why'd you lie?

I'm sure you'll find a nice bf. make that your New Years resolution

Comments

At least the sales associate didn't tell you, "Well, we know who you AREN'T buying for today..." Take it as a compliment; she agreed with your taste in undergarments and thought you'd look good in them.

She was totally hitting on you, OP. You just blew your one chance for true happiness with another human being. Now you're going to be a crazy cat lady your whole life!

There's absolutely nothing to be ashamed of in spending quality time with your four cats.

I respond to any variation on the "do you have anyone special in your life" question with, "Yes, me!" So maybe try that next time, OP. Until then, there's always online dating if you don't want to be single anymore and the huge benefits of having your free time to yourself if you like it.

She thinks you'll spend more if you're buying to impress someone else. Next VC semi-annual sale, try "I might, if you can fit me correctly."

WasabiMars 21

Don't feel bad because cats are nice creatures OP. I myself have cats, too.

To the op It is not bad thing to be single I'm single and I don't think it is bad thing but I do hate when people like the salesclerk ask things like that if I bought underwear to wear for him or bought a video game or metal or rock music for him pfft!

graphicstyle7 17

ANYONE can find a date, and sometimes a very good date, online these days. I'm living proof of that. The fact that you had no one to impress is Your Fault. I rarely say this on FML, but unless you have some sort of horrible disease, you need to buck up your ego and get out there and date. Maybe by next year, you won't have to lie about who's waiting for you at home. And even if you don't find someone, at least get out and find guys to go out with. Trust me, I'm no beauty queen, but I had a very active dating life. Now I'm happily married! Thanks, internet! : )

TcheQ 12

If you live in a city with millions of people and have low standards, yes, I suppose it is easy.

or you know she could be in any number of situations where being single works better for her. just because society pushes the need to be in a relationship doesn't mean everyone actually wants to be. the fml could be because it made her very uncomfortable being asked, and much less to do with the fact that she doesn't have a significant other.

buttcramp 21

at least you have sexy panties!