By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 05:14 - United States - Stockbridge

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Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and asked, "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town for New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months. Then I went home to my four cats. FML
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You deserved it 122
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Top comments

T9FTW 20

You could've avoided this "FML" feeling. Why'd you lie?

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puggypark 14

I'm sure you'll find a nice bf. make that your New Years resolution

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Comments

dreadbeat69 12

Should have told her the guy was her boyfriend

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TcheQ 12

Buy stuff for yourself, not for other people. If someone else likes it, great. I'm pretty sure a naked woman doesn't get sexier by adding clothes.

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AloysiusWeasley 15

Stop blaming your poor cats (that probably love you), and go check out some dating sites, geez.

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DavidKnows 11

The best answer would have been: "Yes....myself"

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kiaora_fml 11

I feel sorry for you OP but the cashier was being nosey, why assume you are trying to impress someone. Sometimes us girls buy something a little sexy in the lingerie department to make ourselves feel good.

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SUPERKAYLA 18

Don't be ashamed of your life! Who cares if you were going home to your cats!?

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an3ph 20

Were your cats impressed?

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brandoneyez1 25

If you need someone to show that to..I can help.. Lol

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azyjazy713 11

There's nothing wrong with just wanting to look sexy. Single or not

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spooked 0

Having a boyfriend has nothing to do with wanting to feel a little sexy. I've never dated anyone, but with the right clothes and place feeling sexy makes me feel myself powerful. Just take your time and be patient :)

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