By Username - 16/09/2010 23:27 - France

Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
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Dudeitscaleb 0

I know someone who is sleeping on the couch tonight

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b_anhero 0

fyl your hair has that 'not so fresh' feeling.

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alonzo368 5

ops husband is a betchhhhhh

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b_anhero 0

forget dye. freshen up your appearance with a hockey mask and chainsaw.

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FFML_314 11

Yes, do what makes your man happy and have no independence what-so-ever. Be just like this girl, with little education and a foul mouth. Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves our very own FML role model. **** that! Who knows if OP is even fat. Maybe her husband is just an asshole and wants his woman to be skin and bones?

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KingDingALing 9

OP- tell your husband that he has a small dick. Then say, "Try some Extenze". :p

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KingDingALing 9

Ughh...studying is the WORST :(

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cloudyconverse 0

first blonde has nothing to do with it. blonde is used to call people stupid not fat. im blonde i would know. second you dont even know if the OP is fat. she just might have an ass of a boyfriend.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

The usage of "blond" vs. "blonde" varies today. Traditionally, "blond" is a color, ie blond wood, blond brownies, blond hair, etc. "Blonde" specifically means a female with blond hair. 70 has blond hair; she is a blonde. 75 has blond hair; he is a blond. Hehe, that's a weird-sounding word.

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