Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive...

By garlicbread - 26/11/2009 22:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I made homemade pasta from scratch. I spent hours kneading the dough, rolling it out, and cutting it into perfect strips. When I went to cook it, I realized that I forgot to add salt to the dough. The pasta tasted like damp cardboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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By IJustWantedCheez - 27/09/2016 17:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML

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By special-ingredient - 02/08/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must have been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML

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MY CHEESE!

By Anonymous - 19/11/2024 16:00 - United States - Tuckerton

Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was making one of those microwavable pizza kits. Realizing I had no crushed red pepper to put on it, my mom suggested using a chili pepper she had dried. Thinking it was a great idea, I cracked it open on my pizza and out popped some fuzzy white mold and two maggots. FML

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Yummy

By Anonymous - 06/05/2020 23:00

Today, I decided to have some bagels. It was only after I ate them that I looked at the cream cheese and discovered that it expired 3 years ago. FML

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Hangover blues

By VibeCheck - 10/03/2020 07:57

Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML

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DynamicDave 11

Friday 27 November 2009 1:46

Actually, it was 100% mold. That's what cheese is.

Occums_Razor 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:02

You shoulda checked.

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rxxk 0

Friday 27 November 2009 5:51

YDI for spelling mold wrong.

strata8 0

Friday 27 November 2009 6:03

Idiots. American English isn't the only English dialect in the world. Get out of your holes.

Stumblebum30 5

Friday 27 November 2009 6:22

what idiots think cheese IS mold.. it's not! except for Blue cheese.

LazyMew 0

Friday 27 November 2009 6:32

To ALL people who keep saying that "mould" should have been spelt "mold": "mould" is the British English spelling whilst "mold" is the American English spelling. As the OP is a British I don't understand why some of you whined that the "mould" is spelt wrongly.

DirtyDiana_fml 0

Friday 27 November 2009 6:40

I hate the posters on FML just bash someone about how expensive his food was. **** off. Sorry about your meal.

somela 0

Friday 27 November 2009 6:41

The FML here is that you cant spell mold...

Person1233 12

Friday 27 November 2009 16:06

Mold = Mould, now STFU.

Ren_Eah 0

Friday 27 November 2009 6:42

I love reading the comments because there are always a ton of people that are really just unintelligent. Seriously, would it kill anyone to learn how to spell? For example, it isn't "spelt" it's "spelled." #34 THANK YOU! Really? Really? Did someone actually think that the American dialect of English came first? *rolling eyes* Don't be ridiculous.

LazyMew 0

Friday 27 November 2009 7:40

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_irregular_verbs http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/irregular-verbs/ Both "spelt" and "spelled" are acceptable. Just my two cents.

tikimuppet 11

Friday 27 November 2009 14:40

@58 I really wouldn't put it past some of the idiots out there to not even know that English is from England.

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Friday 27 November 2009 6:59

Ew!

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somefacts 0

Friday 27 November 2009 7:18

I love how some people believe they are superior because they point out spelling mistakes. Sadly typos exist as well as misspellings which is one of many reasons editors exists- mistakes. Many mistakes cannot be directly attributed to intelligence despite what ego may throw together in an effort of self-preservation. However, on the point of just dialects, the different modern dialects evolved at several different times and there is not one American or English dialect many evolving in the centuries since America's founding and fading from existence. In fact several can be attributed back to certain parts of England and actually are better preserved (which really isn't much) in some cases then other English dialects, so one may say it came earlier.