By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 18:57 - United States

Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML
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stealthkitten 3

haha, that's funny. you better rock that purple eyeliner now ;)

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Mielad 0

Make an excuse.. Say someone hit you and your eye is bleeding purple pus and you will die from a horrible disease if you suffer from bullying

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rosemary1990 0

why don't you ask a female friend for makeup remover. that should do it

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Hgielad_720 0

It's called eye make-up remover....

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Just_Me_143 0

I'm pretty sure that he knows some girls. Just borrow makeup remover from them :)

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donnasaur 1

Please do not rub a bar of soap against your eye! Any oil will do -- baby oil, plain mineral oil, canola oil even. Dip a Q-tip in it and rub.

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XxKyttixX 0

Looks like you get to look gorgeous for a few days extra, lucky you! =]

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ninjasaurous 0

Baby oil, cotton ball, works every time.

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marinus_fml 19

I would hope it works better than water! Who the hell would buy it otherwise?

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mixedpixi 0

go to CVS or walgreens or walmart and find eye makeup remover. you should be fne. if not...enjoy work tomorrow

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