Health: Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that...

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 18:57 - United States

Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML

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By anaph0re - 01/02/2009 15:52 - France

Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

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Living for the weekend

By ouch - 11/12/2009 07:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was preparing for a huge party I've been looking forward to for months. I did all the usual things a girl should do, put on a facemask, painted my nails, exfoliated… I was feeling confident until I peeled off the facemask. I guess when it said "vibrant" what it meant was bright red. FML

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By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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By mindy12182 - 29/12/2018 17:00 - United States - Des Moines

Today, while doing my disabled client's makeup I got my period. I'm hoping that she didn't notice a red stain on her white bedspread when I stood up. FML

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By Bunni - 22/10/2009 22:22 - Australia

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 06:00

Today, my son is so rabid for Halloween this year that he decided to dress up early and do his own Incredible Hulk makeup. He used a green permanent marker he stole from school. It’s all over him from head to foot, and my carpet, sofa, bathtub, and even the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 11:17 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML

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By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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Absentmindedly

By Anonymous - 06/09/2022 19:00

Today, I saw some reddish-colored stuff on my finger after wiping my face. I thought it was blood at first, so I smelled it, then licked it, I don't know why the fuck I did that but anyways, I later realized I'd wiped off some of my eyeshadow and frickin ate it. FML

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stealthkitten 3

Thursday 28 October 2010 0:14

haha, that's funny. you better rock that purple eyeliner now ;)

Mielad 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 0:17

Make an excuse.. Say someone hit you and your eye is bleeding purple pus and you will die from a horrible disease if you suffer from bullying

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ImFreeFalling 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:16

Stereotypical people really piss me off. There are plenty of costumes out there, I'm sure, where the man would have to wear eyeliner and stuff. Shut the hell up with all of these "You're gay" comments kay? :)

wolftastic 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:11

you're gay!!!

DocBastard 38

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:13

Easy there Kay, easy. See how FreeFalling didn't capitalize "kay?" That means he couldn't be referring to you. Just a simple misunderstanding. Now get back in your hole! GET BACK IN!! *grabs whip and bottle of Grey Goose*

DocBastard 38

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:36

I said YOUR hole! Hey, stop it! Ow! Wait...a little to the left...

perez758 2

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:19

there is make up remover.. just use it :o

ChiTownSharon 4

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:19

and your costume is? haha just show of those beautiful eyes they will deffinatly pop.

chasadilla 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:26

you're a flamboyant man

skreech96 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:33

apparently you're not a man

Jessie86 3

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:37

the fact that you are a "straight" male who knows how to apply eyeliner and i'm a 24 year old female who still hasn't mastered applying eyeliner just......smh.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:41

Who says OP is straight?

brennboo 3

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:47

44 sorry haha

Sun_Kissed18 25

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:48

And thank you, Lieutenant Sarcasm! FML has a lot of readers from other countries who probably don't keep track of every single American holiday. I know, shocker