Health: Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came...

By Anonymous - 14/10/2013 18:19 - United States - El Paso

Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 522

You deserved it 4 772

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By mattlikesfunions - 18/07/2016 18:56 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML

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By Glutton - 28/01/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 261

You deserved it 49 611

By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 16:25 - United States - Bucyrus

Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML

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You deserved it 2 656

Willpower

By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 14:00

Today, I started my new health kick with granola for breakfast, salad for lunch, and hitting the gym after work. I was so proud of myself, until I couldn’t take it anymore and binged at McDonald’s. My health kick lasted 11 hours. FML

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You deserved it 1 780

Cravings

By kylie - 25/12/2018 00:00

Today, I’m trying to be healthy. My friends suggested I keep junk food out of the house so I don’t crave it. Yeah, that didn’t work. My car wouldn’t start so I actually made the four-mile walk to the nearest grocery store to get junk food. FML

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You deserved it 2 776

By Anonymous - 22/09/2017 23:15 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I decided to eat healthier. I started with making 2 eggs and burning down whole kitchen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 323

You deserved it 822

By nick - 12/05/2010 09:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 277

You deserved it 5 993

Food ****

By Anonymous - 11/06/2021 22:01

Today, I decided to start eating healthier, so I had fruit and yoghurt for breakfast and a chicken salad for lunch. My stomach violently rejected both meals in a fountain of vomit. I later ate a giant McDonald’s meal with no issue, and felt loads better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 828

You deserved it 340

Hangry people

By missy - 01/06/2021 08:01

Today, my parents yelled at me for ordering too much fast food. The only reason I’m doing it is because there isn’t any food in the house. Not only that but I’m also trying to gain weight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 834

You deserved it 206

Taking advantage

By Stigmamma - 28/06/2020 05:06

Today, after 3 months of my man claiming he's going to start eating better "next week", he finally went on a diet. What changed? I started eating healthy while trying for a baby. He is "supporting me" by getting me to do extra meal prep for him too. FML

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You deserved it 353

greeneyebeauty9 28

Tuesday 15 October 2013 0:19

if you can beat this obstacle, you can beat many more. think of it as challenging yourself.

sarah6786 14

Tuesday 15 October 2013 0:31

op doesn't HAVE to eat it. First step in practicing willpower.

Comments

Jst4kicks 16

Tuesday 15 October 2013 1:06

so? stay dedicated! just ignore it and go eat something healthy

suri23 11

Tuesday 15 October 2013 1:19

Get used to it-certain people in your life will try to sabotage your diet. Sad but true.

sallee23444 11

Tuesday 15 October 2013 1:47

i know exactly how u feel , always happens to me. fyl

BobbieH 19

Tuesday 15 October 2013 2:06

While I agree that your life sucks because you had to endure the food your family got that wasn't within your diet. I have to say you deserve it because its your diet, not theirs. You are the one who is making lifestyle changes, not them. You have no reason to assume they'd make the same changes to support you. Having their support might be nice, but again, it's your issue and your diet not theirs.

perdix 29

Tuesday 15 October 2013 2:27

You ought to try what I'm on: the Seafood Diet -- when I see food, I eat it!

Goblin182 26

Tuesday 15 October 2013 14:16

I'm on a blue food diet. I don't eaty any blue food.

rgri 11

Tuesday 15 October 2013 2:31

"Takeaway"? I never heard anyone from the US say that lol

Kvothe008 4

Tuesday 15 October 2013 2:32

Why does everyone else have to suffer for your personal life choices?

isabellasimone 18

Tuesday 15 October 2013 2:32

Now you can practice resistance! Once you can resist bad foods, you'll be good to go! But sorry your family tempted you OP:(

MurielWeathers 9

Tuesday 15 October 2013 2:41

takeaway food? its takeOUT X-(

monnanon 13

Tuesday 15 October 2013 10:57

oh dear is someone speaking a different way to you? finding hard to deal with are you? everyone in the UK calls it takeway and although it says OP is from the US they could be from a British family or be an Anglophile hence the use of British venacular.