Today I decided to step out and enjoy the sunshine. I'm walking... - FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 15:42 - United States

Today I decided to step out and enjoy the sunshine. I'm walking strutting and feeling myself and what not enjoying my walk with my dog then head home. I walk to the bathroom and to my surprise and utter dismay I come face to face with my reflection and just like that I remember how ugly I really am...FML

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