By cmerr - 19/03/2009 07:40 - United States

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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML
I agree, your life sucks 153 910
You deserved it 9 780

Same thing different taste

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i don't care if you're in college, high school or married for 30 years. you shouldn't cheat on someone you're in a relationship with.

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laurisshnazzy 0

Dude, he wasn't even clever about it. If he'd at least been creative I would have given him a balloon or something. @ 73 - yeah, well, at least she found out he was a douchebag :)

MsSippi 0

52 - HAHAAH hmm AIDS for sure.. 73 - women never learn? so if she wouldn't have known about the cheating that would have made it okay? that's ****** up. and to everyone saying she deserves this for dating a boy in college, that is dumb. while dating someone who is off at college isn't the best idea, it's obviously still his fault. cheating is cheating. being a student in college doesn't absolve you from anything. if you aren't going to be faithful, break off the relationship. period.

kellster 2

What an asshole. He could have at least expressed dismay at being caught, if nothing else. His nonchalance is almost the worst part of this. I'm so sorry.

MsSippi 0

52 - HAHAAH hmm AIDS for sure.. 73 - women never learn? so if she wouldn't have known about the cheating that would have made it okay? that's ****** up. and to everyone saying she deserves this for dating a boy in college, that is dumb. while dating someone who is off at college isn't the best idea, it's obviously still his fault. cheating is cheating. being a student in college doesn't absolve you from anything. if you aren't going to be faithful, break off the relationship. period.

strawberryswirl 0

Chop his dick off, wrap some slicing wire around his neck, and hang him upside down and drain the blood from the shower curtain rod.

73-ah young grasshopper, but is it really that men never learn?

hahahahaha i laughed so hard out loud at that one. obviously he didn't think it was april fool's day you guys, think, just cuz he's a bad boyfriend doesn't mean he's an idiot. he was just like "Oh shit i gotta say something, maybe make her laugh too."

zidane312 0

gosh darn, that one never works for me either

#73: Men never learn. Just when they think they've finally got being a lying, cheating **** without getting caught down to an art, their girlfriends catch them at it in a misguided attempt to be spontaneous and romantic. People, eh? (Disclaimer: I am aware that women can be just as bad, but if we're being context-specific...)