Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see...

By KMO - 26/02/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML

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Same thing different taste

By tina247 - 24/01/2011 15:50

Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML

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By wabbyfish - 14/03/2014 03:36 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML

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Stuck in the past

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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You deserved it 409

By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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You deserved it 4 707

By he's mine - 14/11/2012 07:46 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML

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By Rage - 08/10/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments - 01/02/2014 08:11 - United States - Montgomery

Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML

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By ohmy. - 27/12/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

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Shelve your plans

By anon17 - 18/03/2010 13:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML

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chesoes 8

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:19

Hey those songs were actually pretty nice (:

x_KL_x 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:20

Sounds like he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...

Comments

GeoKunk 0

Monday 27 February 2012 3:19

what the **** is a vow book?

PennyLane27 32

Monday 27 February 2012 3:56

You need to re-evaluate what's important to you. Getting every detail of the ceremony perfect/your fiance writing words that are of some lofty standard that you have created in your head? OR What happens AFTER the ceremony? If you think ANYTHING other than what happens after the ceremony, reception, honeymoon are over, then you need to reevaluate some things. Like....maybe you should mature a little bit before getting married.

PennyLane27 32

Monday 27 February 2012 4:00

Also either of the songs from Shrek are really cute and sweet. He might have a hard time coming up with words himself, but the song might express things perfectly how he feels on the inside. He's a GUY!! Cut him some slack. It's your own fault you looked anyway...

SOS15151 0

Monday 27 February 2012 4:13

Was it hallalugha

Xaviexis 6

Monday 27 February 2012 4:24

I'm not sure whether it's a ydi or a your life sucks. I say this because he might have put them there to punk you in case you decided to sneak a peak and plans to do something different in which case, good on him. Bit of a smartass but at least it's well placed smartasserry (meaning you shouldn't be peaking at his vows)... or he really is that clueless in which case it's a your life sucks (the crime of him being a moron outweighs the crime of you sneaking a peak at his vows).

lewok 8

Monday 27 February 2012 4:42

Did he think love was only true in fairy tales?

needsagf14 12

Monday 27 February 2012 4:51

Well was it "Hallelujah" (which is really nice) or "I'm A Believer" (not as special)?

druv 2

Monday 27 February 2012 5:07

The Shrek soundtrack is awesome, he may have been going along the lines I'm a believer or accidentally in love, if you bother him it may just change to broken hallelujah.