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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By Pantsontheground - 09/08/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By WearingSomethingStringy - 10/04/2013 00:02 - United States - Cranston

Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML

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By Oopsie - 28/07/2015 17:18 - United States - Saint Albans

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

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By too tight - 15/02/2012 11:26 - United States

Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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By cat cat - 13/07/2018 01:30

Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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Saturday 28 August 2010 12:12

giggity

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Saturday 28 August 2010 12:09

heh :D

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gan4sula 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 9:11

Hot

mnmolino 14

Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:16

My string bikini holds up better on a water slide than your panties do... Wanna know why? Its called "tie a knot in the strings".

etiennerheaume_fml 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 18:23

*coughcough **** *cough LOOOL

egorus 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 0:49

Lol

ThatsANiceAss 4

Tuesday 17 July 2012 8:41

Look at the bright side. Some people in the mall got a view of a (hopefully) nice ass.

ZackFev 6

Thursday 25 September 2014 20:35

They call me the "panty dropper"

Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ 13

Thursday 9 October 2014 15:19

You deserved it, string panties with a skirt? Thats a problem waiting to happen.

WarriorOmen 25

Saturday 6 December 2014 3:53

Too be fair, string panties are only useful as a foreplay tool.

TheAspieDork 27

Tuesday 14 June 2016 5:04

Sounds like the start of a bad porno

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Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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Same thing different taste

Looking like a fool...

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