By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
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nightowl713 25

Well, while it may not be ideal, your a guy do you could always pee outside right?

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steff900 6

That sucks, if only you had another bathroom

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soccergurrll 8

Scarred for life. :/

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burro_fml 6

The awkward moment when you're in a bathroom with multiple stalls and you're the only one peeing.

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Minna_fml 14

I am failing to see how this is awkward, or relevant.

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unknown_user5566 26

Revenge, my friend. Get revenge. If possible, wait until you know your dad needs the bathroom (getting ready for work, etc) turn the light on, and lock it from the inside. Wait until you hear him getting pissed at having to wait, and then walk by him in a nonchalant manner asking what's wrong. You may get into trouble, but I think it'd be worth it :)

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ICastillo 24

Or wait until he is in the shower and wipe butter on the floor right outside the shower. He'll have a nice trip, but you will probably get grounded

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unknown_user5566 26

33- That would work too! Plus you have the potential of blaming the slippery area on water that came out of the shower, so grounding may be avoidable.

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unknown_user5566 26

50- Oh, absolutely. Diabolical, sneaky, manipulative, you name it, I *am* it. That's the perk of being a girl; my stats are naturally boosted in those areas. :)

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ICastillo 24

Haha #58 ya just blame it on the water. And ya I'm not getting on your bad side.

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unknown_user5566 26

104- In all seriousness, I'm a vey nice, normal person. No reason to be concerned. *shifty eyes* ;)

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ICastillo 24

* makes Poker Face* I believe you #109 -_- . You do seem like a cool person

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unknown_user5566 26

Why thank you, good sir!

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bunniex1 11

Or just push him down the stairs and run.

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unknown_user5566 26

Obviously not.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

My very dear sir, but of course! Does not everyone? What are we - base animals forced to root around in a communal mudhole? No, no, no. Obviously OP prefers to wait in order to intensify the pleasure of the bladder release.

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unknown_user5566 26

^ I read this in the voice of Buzz Killington. :)

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ArabFML 3

Go use the toilet anyways.

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brannonjames 6

You deserved it, man. You're a dude, the WORLD is your bathroom!

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youjustmademelol 4

Go outside, or in the plant, or in a bottle, your a dude the possibilities are endless.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

Youre a guy, you can aim!!! Pee in a cup

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PrimalHunk 5

! Exactly what I was thinking! Trololololed by father ! Hahaha

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KiddNYC1O 20

Pee on the floor right in front of the bathroom door and when your dad comes out and slips and falls ask him "Going somewhere, dad?"

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