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You're obviously an idiot.
you wouldn't eat off of a dirty plate right? Thats why you always gotta keep the "Fine China" clean cause you NEVER know when its time to feast! Nothing more attractive than a man that keeps himself clean and ready....just saying :)
No truer words have been spoken.
Nice analogy, well put. :)
I really do hate these FML's that mix braces and sex! Because you know all the idiots who think braces are only for kids or teens are gonna come out and say "if she has braces, then she's too young for you bro". 1. Anyone can get braces... and I mean ANYONE! I have seen many grannies have braces and I bet she wasn't too young for me, bro. 2. Even if she is young, they could be the same age, or she could even be older than him! I had a GF that had braces and she was a year older than me. Is that too young for me? 3. Saying bro along with the "too young" comment makes you look like a Grade-A douche-bag. Rant over...
Umm ur girlfriend? You shouldn't be having sexual activity until ur married >:( people these days...
Lol, 138, that was the whole joke. :) (Translation: Any oral sex is awesome.)
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Some manscaping is in place…
Just like a lawn mower.