By notexactly - 23/04/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML
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cartering 0

4 is right - in a sense. Some people only need glasses for certain things, like reading fine print. I on the other hand can't see 5 inches in front of my face without my glasses

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amirn86 0

#2 - yeah they have been approving a lot of stupid ones lately That's why I wear glasses over contacts, cause they're so easy/quick to put on. I do hope you don't ever try to drive without contacts on #4 - if you're legally blind without glasses you SHOULD NOT be driving without them

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l33tm0nk3y 0

Don't tempt Murphy.

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yesleknikki 0

it's okay, we make mistakes and bruising your face is a funny mistake. you'll look back at this and laugh, trust me.

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ilovechocochipz 0

my friens trirs one of those days, she failed her math test

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missvictory 6

The last time I didn't wear glasses or contacts, I rammed into another girl at P.E. and almost broke my nose

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BeibertSmitor 10

Contacts are perscibed FOR A REASON! Being ignorant and defiant doesn't stop facts, you need glasses or contacts.

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