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By embarrassed - 11/11/2011 15:17 - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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By dine and DASH our friendship - 02/05/2017 00:11

Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML

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Brilliant

By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 039

By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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Family! Woohoo!

By Abandoned - 15/02/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML

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You deserved it 2 458

By RoseRodent - 03/06/2016 17:58 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML

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You deserved it 1 536

By WaitedOut - 03/10/2012 08:07 - United States - Saukville

Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML

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You deserved it 2 138

Hair-raising

By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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You deserved it 268

By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 64 281

By Anonymous - 24/06/2014 02:26 - United States - San Luis Rey

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML

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cradle6 13

Friday 11 November 2011 18:59

Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.

hatersgunnahat 0

Friday 11 November 2011 18:59

My mom did this to me when I was 10...

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wisky_fml 5

Saturday 12 November 2011 1:19

U dick

PeypeyTheBeeotch 1

Saturday 12 November 2011 1:20

Douche Bag...

LuciDaniels 8

Saturday 12 November 2011 1:28

wow. way to teach your 7 year old daughter good morals. ydi

bethelluvscats 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 1:38

your ******* retarded

snagglepaste 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 1:42

Good parenting.

stoych 19

Saturday 12 November 2011 1:45

not really a great deal to say here, except, as a parent myself.....W.T.F. WERE YOU THINKING???

javy2428 3

Saturday 12 November 2011 1:58

Pendejo ( Dumbass )

bntilley 2

Saturday 12 November 2011 2:01

way to teach your daughter it's ok to steal!

marissaaababy 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 2:03

Exactly!!!! I'm a young mom and I would NVR think of doing something so low

music87 14

Saturday 12 November 2011 2:31

You are such a terrible example to your daughter. You soooo deserved it.

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Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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Same thing different taste

Brilliant

Family! Woohoo!

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