By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 15:10 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me. She said it was the only way she could force herself to have sex with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 744
You deserved it 7 175

Same thing different taste

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bittersweets 2

on the other hand: how nice of her to think of your needs

Maybe it's because you're SO big you hurt her, and weed is the only thing that relaxes her enough to make the pain go away. Lolz.

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oh i know the feeling my bf smokes for most of the day . it makes me feel like somethings wrong with me ...

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hassenpfeffermmm 0

You must always plan sex if she knows when to smoke it. That does sound boring.

dianaalove 0
bryceizbombin 0

******* win for weed! alrighty then :) and for anyone who disagrees with "plant abuse" because weed isn't a ******* drug, understand I respect people who choose not to smoke why can't you respect people who do?

volleyballchick9_fml 0

wow your wife is a drugy, FINE SOMEONE else

evanedwards85 6

simplesimplicity sounds like a complete bitch, i'd hate to know her

I know everyone is entitled to their opinion but whats with all the hate for weed.. Sure it can be bad for you, but with everything else it is all in moderation. I smoke weed and personally, I love it and in no way show the "signs" that all these people are saying. I'm not empty headed in anyway but infact more charismatic, I smoked during highschool and never failed a class but infact aced my classes. This is my opinion and I know more then half of the people here will thumbs down me or whatever but if you havent tried it don't talk like you know everything about it. Thank you for your time, and in the words of Marley, excuse me while I light my spliff :)

droxursox319 8

How did you not smell it? Weed smells so rank.