By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 15:10 - Australia

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Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me. She said it was the only way she could force herself to have sex with me. FML
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bittersweets 2

on the other hand: how nice of her to think of your needs

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calcboi 0

Maybe it's because you're SO big you hurt her, and weed is the only thing that relaxes her enough to make the pain go away. Lolz.

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Calaura9 0

Well, it is a lot better that way. Lol

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banananut 0

well 73, you just wasted your comment complaining about 59. hypocrite.

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JarJarBinks_fml 0

How do you remain ignorant about this for 2 years?

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JarJarBinks_fml 0

It's really sad that you have to reply to comments just so that yours are high up #10. Go submit an fml please

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Iloveyencheck 0

actually #10 does actually have something to do with the first comment dumbass

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MeandSunnyD 0

its really sad that u just wasted your comment complaining about #10 stop being annoying please

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simplyfucked 0

its better when you smoke it up, honestly.

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ifzombiesattack 0

you are entirely right. sex is so much better after smoking.

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ManicGypsy 22

I can't believe that you had no idea. You had to have smelled it or something. YDI for being an idiot.

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leavesofgrass 0

Sounds very Annie Hall.

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star_ver 0

Lmao, pwnt. Better start working on your pipe skills, man.

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brilliantbarbie 0

hahaha now THAT was brilliant!!!

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disney_blonde 16

How could you not smell that for 2 years?

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saa994 0

That's what I was thinking. When someone smokes weed, their smell is a very strong scent. How do you NOT smell that? That's very weird. Did you think it was perfume or something?

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