Intimacy: Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past...

By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 15:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me. She said it was the only way she could force herself to have sex with me. FML

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Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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By guest - 01/04/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML

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By SouthPaw - 14/01/2015 21:48 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML

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By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

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By tanksfan - 05/01/2010 05:55 - India

Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

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By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

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By imatool - 27/07/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML

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By supapimpin - 25/09/2012 15:09 - United States

Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML

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bittersweets 2

Friday 31 July 2009 20:06

on the other hand: how nice of her to think of your needs

calcboi 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:07

Maybe it's because you're SO big you hurt her, and weed is the only thing that relaxes her enough to make the pain go away. Lolz.

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tonyspag 0

Friday 31 July 2009 23:40

That's the funniest thing I've heard.

plexico 3

Friday 31 July 2009 23:40

It took you two years to find out your wife's been smoking weed? It'll probably take you two more years to find that she is also smoking pole.

blarney 0

Friday 31 July 2009 23:57

sucks to be you... and fugly

GrapefruitZoe 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 0:02

Weed is good. Makes sex good.

MeandSunnyD 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 0:12

ask her to smoke u up weed promotes marital bonding especially in the bedroom =)

tia73 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 0:23

that reminds me of my now ex best friend. who will only ever do anything as long as smokes first ;]

Fmelyfe 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 1:01

quit being a pussy and smoke it with her!! you will enjoy it better also!! 420!!!

LeedsFML 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 1:32

Just because something is legal, it doesn't make it right.

lalosaa 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 1:53

some of these just have to be fake, no one is so mean to say thatt.

brilliantbarbie 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 3:55

#28...I just have to say that although 2 years seems long, she could have gone 20...all things considered, she made the attempt to open the communication lines... But if she's hung up in general or just hates sleeping with HIM, why does she need to give HIM the freedom to fool around?? He didn't say "she never puts out and only does when she smokes pot once a year"... maybe his sex drive is the issue...or she needs to agree to a divorce??? So let me get this straight... because this man's wife admits she only has sex when shes high...she now needs to grant him a divorce or let him cheat on her??