Intimacy: Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting... - FML

By hell! - 02/12/2008 08:27 - France

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Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

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By redhanded - 28/05/2011 09:24 - United States

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Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2022 10:00

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Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML

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By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

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Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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By alealovespurple - 16/08/2009 20:04 - Canada

Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML

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By Jayanka - 03/05/2018 05:00

Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2014 17:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 09:01 - Singapore

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Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

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We've all been there

By b…… - 28/09/2023 22:00

Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

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Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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ApolloIce 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 9:26

Psh, Kulahan is a little naive. Teenagers have hormones whether you like it or not. Hormones make people horny as hell. Teenagers are horny. Her having an outlet through **** is better than sex. What ever you do, don't confront her or she'll panic and feel very self conscious about her sexuality, which she can't control.

phobes 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 5:01

Would you have preferred a pleasant **** film?

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shani__ 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 15:02

i know right.. how sad lol! who would do that! And even thought he's been found out he is still trying to make himself look good! and it is kinda cheating if you put two pics up from different accounts cause if you were meant to put up multiple pics, it would let you.. and this picture isn't even that funny and the other one is stupid because you didn't make the face.. you shut an eye and put string around your head..

brie3 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 7:37

Hahaha :3 I used to do that all the time. good times.

Amphysvena 11

Thursday 9 July 2009 5:45

I'm fairly certain the video was put in that folder so you wouldn't find it, not because she as a desire to be **** star.

plaastik 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 9:55

where i live at, the youngest kids, even sixthgraders are wanking their asses of at any kinda of dirty videos and women all ages secretly love ****

gross__ 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:24

She was probably just hiding it from you...It doesn't mean she wants that as her future carreer :| Well, let's hope not anyways.

mich99 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:43

hot

pulpfiction_fml 3

Friday 21 August 2009 8:16

What's wrong with being a **** star? Don't stand in the way of her dreams, man.

muzicXjunkie723 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 11:53

congrats. your daughters gonna be a **** star and creepy guy'sll be watching her have sex in ten years! woo! break out the confetti. dude, monitor your children a little better.

Antimony51 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 10:17

sorry man I didnt know she was filming

alesi_fml 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 12:15

who hasn't watched **** at that age? and excuse me, but what exactly were you doing going through her stuff? a stalking dad, that's creepy, man

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