Intimacy: Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting... - FML

By hell! - 02/12/2008 08:27 - France

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Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

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By redhanded - 28/05/2011 09:24 - United States

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Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2022 10:00

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Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML

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By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

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Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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By alealovespurple - 16/08/2009 20:04 - Canada

Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML

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By Jayanka - 03/05/2018 05:00

Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2014 17:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 09:01 - Singapore

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Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

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We've all been there

By b…… - 28/09/2023 22:00

Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

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Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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ApolloIce 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 9:26

Psh, Kulahan is a little naive. Teenagers have hormones whether you like it or not. Hormones make people horny as hell. Teenagers are horny. Her having an outlet through **** is better than sex. What ever you do, don't confront her or she'll panic and feel very self conscious about her sexuality, which she can't control.

phobes 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 5:01

Would you have preferred a pleasant **** film?

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metsrule64 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:08

is your daughter really that stupid to do that

gorbeast 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 21:39

u ppl Are stupid, she hid it thee to give them hints for future careers...

EmmaTheDilemma 0

Monday 12 April 2010 21:12

What she's doing is pretty normal.

Ttime21921 0

Friday 30 April 2010 4:44

lmao future **** star

noseasmamon 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 20:54

lololololololo

happy_animal_lov 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 5:00

good lord, I bet she just hid it there so you wouldn't find it.

AA357 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 4:19

People like you piss me off. She's going through the hardest part of puberty and she has no way to release her hormones. Sex is a natural thing, not to be suppressed.

danielleeycakes 3

Thursday 20 May 2010 0:20

she sounds like fun. ;D

xBloodTears 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 23:40

#55 Made my day.

Just_Jo23 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 15:35

I'm sure your **** is just as disgusting.

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