By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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smileycyrus 0

You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.

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RyanMacVey 17

so??? sometimes a don't bother to wash ma hands, but it aint gonna kill anyone.

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RyanMacVey 17

aye mate (; my hands are actually massive, and i can garantee my middle finger is bigger than yer dick.

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s3xymoma 1

r u really gay (18)

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rocketeer_97 1

gayboii, if you arent gay, then why say it in your username ? seems like someone needs to come out of the closet.

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Fowl_fml 0

Awh... Disgusting. maybe you don't think anymore his cookies are "so delicious", aren't you? :) yum... poo cookies :)

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s3xymoma 1

lol that's alot of men it's normal.

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Hotlanta 5

all sorts of yummy things in your tummy after one of those meals aye? : /

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ShadyFTW1 0

If this is the biggest problem you have in your life OP, you have it pretty damn easy.

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mrahhhhh 21

His hands contain 100% natural marinade! But seriously, that is gross.

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smileycyrus 0

You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.

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dibean 0

Ok you win this is the funniest comment. At first I was going with #81 The real problem here is that YOUR not in the kitchen. But I think I laughed harder at this one. Girls are just stupid huh? If they didn't have vaginas we probably wouldn't notice them at all... well maybe the boobies wtf was I talking about? Oh yeah YOU WIN!!!!

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KrazyKatz3 26

Good point. Doubt he washes his dick after going to the bathroom...

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kaeleymel 6

you know your keyboard and phone harvest alot more germs than your boyfriend not washing his hands after going to the bathroom.

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mintcar 9

Your boyfriend is incredibly disgusting. He should know better. Sit him down and talk to him about the importance of washing your hands after using the bathroom. And apparently, 1 in 3 men don't wash after bathroom visits.

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booboojlc 0

That kinda creeps me out to know that about the 1 in 3 men!! She really needs to have a talk with him I agree!

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hiyourcute 0

As a girl I can't be totally sure but if they're just peeing they don't really wipe or anything so theoretically they don't have to touch anything worth washing their hands over...

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mintcar 9

Okay? I wasn't trying to insult men. It's what I read.

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