By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
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CrissyyyS2 22

You didn't have any say on the names of your kids? I'm surprised you didn't know about any former lovers at all. I'm not sure about others but I thought couples usually talk about stuff like that between eachother.

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tommylover842 23

I believe #1 is implying that since OP's wife is into women he can get her to have threesomes.

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termin8tor786 10

It took you three kids to find this out, OP u are a DUMBASS!!

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ThatsJustCray 5

At least she's probably down for a threesome?

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krapula 4

Naming children after past lovers is just plain wrong. Sorry OP

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Hellbound_Alleee 14

Oh please, OP. How many adult women (and I mean ADULT) haven't fooled around with at least one sister in college? That's not "surprising," kiddo. It's called "normal."

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gracehi 31

Is it also "normal" for straight men to "fool around" with other guys in college? Just wondering about the exact parameters of your definition of "normal."

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DerFox 4

I suppose anyone who didn't actually feel like they wanted to fool around with someone in college? Not everyone has that urge.

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TogeBara 12

You people are missing the point. It isn't that she has been with other people or even another woman. Its that she named their children after those people. This means she probably still has feelings for them. It is NOT OKAY to name your children after an ex if they aren't the ex's children. God you guys must be stupid to think that he is ticked that she was with other people....its about the kid's names, not her sex life.

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Epikouros 31

Well, it's not as creepy as nicknaming her lovers after her kids.

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abbruzzi67 15

Wow that sounds like it may be some of your fault. It sounds like you didn't really care what your wife names your kids and you just went along with it. You could have picked a name you wanted when your kids were born.

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ladybuglet 22

FYL because your children's names are that of your wife's past lovers. YDI because you did not find out WHY your wife wanted to chose those names. Granted, she may have lied to you about why she wanted those names, but it is still on you for not finding out.

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