By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
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CrissyyyS2 22

You didn't have any say on the names of your kids? I'm surprised you didn't know about any former lovers at all. I'm not sure about others but I thought couples usually talk about stuff like that between eachother.

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tommylover842 23

I believe #1 is implying that since OP's wife is into women he can get her to have threesomes.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

That's not cool.

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rastaams457 6

Wow, that kinda sucks. Did she name one after you?

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thatghostdude 9

You should've named those kids.

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joopjoop 19

didn't you have anything to do with naming your children? me and my boyfriend picked our sons name together... at least she didn't say "I named them after their real dads"

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gilliaga73 18

Chris, Robin, Ryan, Taylor, Jordan, Michael, Sam, Aiden, Pat...all names that could be for a boy or girl. Either you're saying your daughter has a "boy's" name, or your wife loved a woman before she knew you, it's not particularly clear. But you seem fairly intolerant to both options. That's why YDI.

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alluringtatas 7

...are you sure that "WE have?"

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kyouka 8

It's not a big deal dude. Seriously.

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ironik69 31

Sorry OP. But I am named after one of my dads exes. I feel your children's pain when they find out.

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papasik 6

three down, four to go, Scott Piligrim

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