By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
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CrissyyyS2 22

You didn't have any say on the names of your kids? I'm surprised you didn't know about any former lovers at all. I'm not sure about others but I thought couples usually talk about stuff like that between eachother.

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tommylover842 23

I believe #1 is implying that since OP's wife is into women he can get her to have threesomes.

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HayJay316 9

And you don't have former lovers either?

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iwadasn 32

Having former lovers is one thing, but naming her kids after them is quite disrespectful to her husband and their relationship.

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otecasacid 22

why all the negativity in the comments... You don't see a problem with her NAMING HER KIDS AFTER SEX PARTNERS? There's no problem she had them as lovers, just that she cherishes memories

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DelphiCat 17

you don't? Sex is fun, why shouldn't you remember them fondly?

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HeartOfLead 24

Your kids' names might be the end result of foursome... Just saying.

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reymon8823 24

What's their names?

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iMoskii 4

I'm not sure at what's more surprising, that she named her kids by former lovers or that she had a relationship with a woman.

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chosha_fml 26

So your wife is bi, or at least was bi-curious at some point. It's not that big a deal.

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iwadasn 32

It's a big deal that she named all of her children after former lovers. That makes it seem like she's not quite over them.

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Goblin182 26

Naming your children after her ex-lovers? What a slap in the face. I don't think OP is upset over the fact that his wife had other lovers, and that one may or may not have been a woman.

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