By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
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CrissyyyS2 22

You didn't have any say on the names of your kids? I'm surprised you didn't know about any former lovers at all. I'm not sure about others but I thought couples usually talk about stuff like that between eachother.

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tommylover842 23

I believe #1 is implying that since OP's wife is into women he can get her to have threesomes.

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Starlight1029 18

I really hope that your main issue here isn't that she's been with a woman, but that she NAMED YOUR CHILDREN after HER EXES

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Kielnmsoftly 26

My problem with this is who the **** names their kids after lovers, aside from the one they're with (Jr., 3rd, etc).

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charluk 10

the only bad thing about this fml is that if she named the kids after former lovers, she still thinks of them. i feel sorry for this guy

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KrazyKatz3 26

Why would you want your children to be named after someone you were intimate with?

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T1A2Z3 34

Who the **** wants to name their child after a past lover. Like I screamed this name in bed so I'll scream it when my kid doesn't pick up their toys? It's incredibly creepy and I have a large amount of sympathy for you and your poor kids. However, the blame falls on you as well. How do you not know about your own wife's past? I've been dating my boyfriend for just over 5 months and he would know the names of all of my past "lovers" or boyfriends and he would definitely know my sexuality. It sounds like you have never discussed past relationships with your wife which is insane. Also you should have had some say in the names of your kids... But maybe she had a lot of options? 😂 See if there's any way to change your kid's names of they're still young because if they ever find out they will be traumatised.

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